MOON BASE VS ZOMBIES

BY MIRROR STATE JUNE 06,2015

It was business as usual for the US government. Spending cuts, endless debates between the various government departments and a whole lot of voting on legislation to keep the budget intact.

NASA and the science committee state that at a time of austerity, investing in the space sciences gives the American people hope.

NASA was particularly effective in securing friends within the Republican contingent on government such that, following the Republican presidential electoral victory the scientists were well placed to offer a solution to any emergent problem... even zombies.

What follows is the transcript of news reports from throughout the crisis. Patriot Broadcasting have a very strong Republican bias while Global News Corporation favour the Democrats.

GNC 10:12 "Unproven" Georgia senator chosen as Republican presidential candidate
Citing Unity as the key reason, the republicans have chosen the Georgia Senator as their candidate for this years presidential election. However the Democrats have described him as unproven.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:12 Time to Break the Mold
Grand Old Party makes bold gesture for the future.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:13 Indiana backs Georgia for presidency
Georgia's candidacy for the presidency seems strong - say it's time to make a difference for America.

GNC 10:21 Michigan Senator seeks to use military to guarantee free trade
The Michigan Senator on the Armed Services committee has specified a desire to ensure "Free trade and stability" through the use of Americas military as the reason behind their commitment to maintain high levels of military expenditure. This is in spite of the treasury's desire to slash spending.

GNC 10:23 "Highly confident" VP described as "straight shooter" by leading democrat
The Democratic presidential hopeful was described as a straight shooter by an admiring democratic senator earlier today. He said he was highly confident that he would be able to build on his predecessors work.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:23 Party politics cannot get in the way of the scientific progress
21st century agriculture development brings micro-window gardens to major cities, in line with space advancement in similar areas

GNC 10:24 Leading Republicans commit to "clean" campaign
A leading Republican on the House Ethics committee has said that the republicans want to run a clean campaign, but as the pressure mounts, it is unclear that they will be able to maintain this commitment, particularly in todays fractious political landscape.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:25 21st century will be an America century!
Sustaining military going forward, keep US as world leader - Tennessee, armed services committee

GNC 10:28 Republicans "not releasing" Homeland Security plans
In a shocking announcement, the Homeland Security committee member from the republican party said they will not be releasing any of their homeland security policies. even though we are four weeks from election. Democrats reacted with incredulity, and civil liberty organisations were outraged.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:29 California will be leading science space progress
NASA expects exciting news in the coming months

Patriot Broadcasting 10:31 Xpedience promises to bring the world smaller and closer together
However they have nothing promising for our citizens regarding the rising costs of public transport

GNC 10:31 Ohio senator to "embrace" concerns of Ohioan farmers
As the presidential election heats up, the Ohio Senator outlined a policy of increasing military spending and "embracing" the concerns of Ohio farmers.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:33 Ethics committee expresses concerns about the timing of GNC's editor's resignation
Unsure whether the timing signifies anything major

Patriot Broadcasting 10:36 America founded by pioneers - space is just one more fronter
Digging ourselves out of the recession - Democrats want to invest in the space program America will be the dominant presence on earth for the foreseeable future, taking it to space ensures this

GNC 10:37 Dem Presidential Candidate has "long term plan" to use geothermal energy to tackle "end of world scenario" of climate
In a bold new policy, showing the vision which has defined the New York Senators vision, the Vice president has outlined a policy exclusively to GNC to unleash the geothermal energy of areas such as Yellowstone park to power 33% of the US. This is to tackle an "end of world scenario."

Patriot Broadcasting 10:39 President "too busy for press"
The president was recently too busy to attend a brief press photoshoot, citing his busy schedule. Speaker of the house says that if the President were taking long extravagant holidays on the public dollar, that would be unacceptable and the Ethics committee should look into it.

GNC 10:40 Boost for Dems as Brand Perpetual sets up in New Jersey
New Jersey senator has said he is delighted at Brand Perpetual opening its headquarters in the state. They cited the strong High Tech and Pharma assets of the state as the key reasons.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:44 President returned to the California coast to see family
President recently spend a few days with his four children and wife in Orange County. His youngest has recently started at university in Europe and the pres was delighted to spend some quality time with his family

GNC 10:44 Xpedience cites "benefits" of setting up in Dem state of Washington, many "new jobs" on the way
With a vision of increasing efficiencies and a long term ambitious growth plan, Xpedience has set up a new HQ in Washington.. The Senator said he was delighted as the HQ will set up many "new jobs". This is a further boost for the Dems after Brand Perpetual set up in New Jersey

Patriot Broadcasting 10:47 Recent presidential visit to family was actually all business
Despite the Presidents claims that he is a family man, it has transpired that during his recent visit to Orange County he spent the majority of time in meetings

GNC 10:50 Good news for a change! Vice President says "he is pleased by bipartisan spirit!" and republicans agree!
In a rare and uplifting moment in this political season, the VP has said he is pleased with the bipartisan spirit Congress has shown.. The Missouri senator confirmed this and said that it is important to "collaborate in the spirit of common sense and that she feels the VP is a bipartisan person.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:51 Cholera outbreak in India
CDC worried that increased immigration may bring foreign threats to the US. States more funding would be needed to match the threat.

Patriot Broadcasting 10:54 Could Earth be at threat from diseases from outer space?
In the run up to the election, all parties are talking about the space program. But a new joint venture by NASA and the CDC implies that the government is worried about the possibility of alien bacteria making its way to earth's citizens

Patriot Broadcasting 10:57 Concerns about Homeland Security mounting
"a slap in the face" says vice president. Republican Intelligence should be under the umbrella of Armed Forces for more transparency within government

GNC 10:57 Florida senator says "Georgia senator" man of the farmers, but can't name a policy that helps them!
In another embarrassing slip up, the Florida senator said that him and his presidential nominee both want to help farmers , but he couldn't name a single concrete policy which would help the citizens of his state. This is another part of what leading democrats have described as "anti-democratic"

Patriot Broadcasting 10:58 Corporations have too much power
People First protest marches on White House

Patriot Broadcasting 10:59 Half a trillion budget deficit!
Republicans shocked.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:04 CDC blames CGI for "Youtube illness"
A new Youtube illness, so called because it was first brought to public attention through social media, which causes fever and extreme physical strength is a complete fabrication, says CDC. Government is unaware of any problem. CDC assures that you can't catch anything through the Internet.

This was cited as one of the reasons for the NSA tapping of all CDC communications, as it looked like they were wasting both time and money. Deliberately?

GNC 11:05 Republicans try to take credit for Bipartisan bill
As momentum builds towards amending the Wireless Communications Act, Republican senators have tried to take credit to what Treasury sources have described as a bipartisan bill. This is another embarrassment in a tough week for the GOP.

GNC 11:07 "Dangerous" Republican bill will open door to "China and Russia"
A republican bill to scrap the Emergency Petroleum reserve has been described as "Dangerous" by leading sources on the energy and commerce committee and the VP has said it will open the door to "China and Russia"

Patriot Broadcasting 11:10 Services merged to reduce deficit
Committees for intelligence, Homeland Security and defense have been merged, spearheaded by the republican house speaker committed to reducing deficit. Guarantee increased service and better results for the American people due to reduced overheads.

This caused no end of raised eyebrows among the moderation team - that a bill which basically centralises military police-state-like oversight within a single committee, and it was done so with only minor opposition, came as a complete shock.

This move largely came about since, during the selection of committees, the end result saw one Republican on Homeland Security with not a single active politician on the Intelligence Committee - an oversight by both parties.

GNC 11:11 Wisconsin Senator highlights strength of Dem package to farmers, says farmers mortgages at risk under GOP
Citing the mortgage relief act as a key example, the Wisconsin senator has said the Dem government has been an ally of the farmer. He says that this policy is under threat by GOP, and it would drive farmers into poverty.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:14 Democrat vetoes own bill
Full oversight of NSA, CIA, etc proposed by Democrats, then quickly vetoed on budget grounds. Shows lack of forethought by the party.

GNC 11:14 Propitious corp sets up in Michigan, says Dem state "good for business"
In another boost for Dems, the Propitious Corp has set up in Michigan, saying that the state was good for business.

GNC 11:15 Three largest corps ALL set up in Dem states in blow to GOP "pro-business" rhetoric
In the face of GOP claims to be champions of business, all three corporations have set up in Dem states. Responding to Prop Corp's setting up in Michigan, the senator said that "Businesses and Consumers both trust the democrats to look after their interest."

Patriot Broadcasting 11:17 Treasury canceling Wireless competition act in favour of Moon Base
Both have benefits and should now outweigh the other

Patriot Broadcasting 11:19 NASA to launch discovery mission to the moon
Missions to the moon are essential for the development on earth and should not be cut in favour of anything, whatever the deficit

Patriot Broadcasting 11:20 Democrats rallying to nay the scrapping of wireless competition act, treating deficit willy nilly


Patriot Broadcasting 11:22 Wireless competition act holding back the US
Republicans aim to fund new battlefield medical techniques to improve the lives of our soldiers with released funds. Opposed by Democrats but voted through, optimistic that the president will pass this.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:23 Patriot News new slogan
"Providing the news... As far as we've been told..."

GNC 11:25 Patriot News found hacking into GNC computer
A reporter from Patriot News has been found hacking into a GNC computer. More on this shocking story as it develops.

This lead to the Patriot Broadcasting reporter being taken into questioning by the FBI and a significant dip in the popularity of Patriot with neutral voters.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:25 President may be passing bill to revoke print media
Aim to reduce deficit

GNC 11:29 Faulty Medicine to blame in freak patient attack
There was horror today as a freak incident happened where a patient attacked medical staff. This was described as the result of "faulty medicine" by CDC sources. This increases pressure to regulate the pharma industry.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:29 NASA holding Government hostage
"We can just turn off GPS satellites", threatened NASA. They also spoke they could "launch monkeys into space and spin them around", implying they weren't taking it seriously

GNC 11:30 US leading fight against Cholera outbreak in Kinshasa
A faulty water pump has been cited as the cause of a cholera outbreak in Kinshasa. The fight against it is aimed at prevention.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:31 Asteroid would have hit Europe were it not for US star wars
Republican funded Star Wars program saved Europe from asteroid collision

GNC 11:32 Russia found trafficking nuclear materials to "hostile" countries
Using secretive channels, Russia has been trafficking dangerous nuclear materials through the gulf to hostile countries. This has further highlighted weaknesses in the GOPs plan to scrap the Emergency Petroleum reserve, which dems have described as a backdoor to Russia.

GNC 11:33 Wisconsin and Xpedience working together to make new jobs in logistics project
Wisconsin and Xpedience are working together to make new jobs in logistics project.

When time pressures were mounting it was necessary for the journalist players to scale back their stories a little, so if you see the headline repeated as the news story below, you'll know why.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:33 Popstars join People First
Rumours that One Direction may be changing their name to First Direction

Anti-globalisation protest (and occasional terror) group People First became a major player in the story.

GNC 11:35 Brand Perpetual working with Maryland space industry to create new jobs
Maryland Senator highlighted her delight at another Dem coup in bringing new jobs and investments to their states.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:39 Spending on space program means Americans can shoot for the stars
Denying their recent quote regarding GPS satellites, NASA and the science committee state that at a time of austerity, investing in the space sciences gives the American people hope.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:41 There is NO asteroid
Says NASA. And "it was only Europe anyway" says chief NASA dude

After such suspicious behaviour the NSA and FBI began investigations on NASA activity at this point.

GNC 11:42 Florida Senator described presidents latest bill as "praiseworthy"
As a Dem bill is being voted on, the Florida senator has described it as Praiseworthy. The bill seeks to merge homeland security and intelligence committees and it is hoped will provide additional oversight.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:44 Bill passed
Costs reduced, more control over homeland security

GNC 11:46 Corruption and bribery within GNC
It is with a sense of duty we must report unethical journalistic practices within GNC. We are sad to have to inform our loyal viewers and readers of this but it really does go to the highest level.

GNC 11:46 Brand say that Ohio's strong record on citizen welfare the reason behind new research center
There was further vindication today of the Dem business strategy as Brand Perpetual said that the reason for their new research centre being based there was the states strong track record on "Citizen welfare" The Ohio senator was delighted, highlighting the new jobs that will be created..

GNC 11:49 Washington creates new state by innovative merger deal, creates thousands of manufacturing jobs
Xpedience has merged its commercial arm with Boeing creating thousands of joins for Washingtonians. The senator said that he thinks this is down to the Dem's focus on growth industry such as tech and manufacturing.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:51 Genetically engineered locusts escaped from American research facilities
Affected crops in 5 states

GNC 11:52 Triumph for outgoing Pres as Oversight bill passes
Citing his strong reputation for Bipartisan deals as the key strength that passed the bill, the president was jubilant in celebrating the passage of this bill.

GNC 11:53 Corruption and bribery within GNC
It is with a sense of duty we must report unethical journalistic practices within GNC. We are sad to have to inform our loyal viewers and readers of this but it really does go to the highest level.

Patriot Broadcasting 11:54 President alters legislation, funds stolen from veterans for Moon base thought-baby
In a recent bill gone to vote, the bill was amended by the president to favour his personal interest in a moon base over our own soldiers on earth. The recent destruction of an attacking asteroid implies we are adequately defended in space

Patriot Broadcasting 11:56 "it could have been a better bill" - speaker of house
In a polite statement clearly not wanting to undermine his political opponent, the speaker of the house expressed disappointment in the recent change to the hill re. Wireless and veterans v. Moon

GNC 11:57 Corruption and bribery within GNC
It is with a sense of duty we must report unethical journalistic practices within GNC. We are sad to have to inform our loyal viewers and readers of this but it really does go to the highest level.

GNC 11:57 Corruption and bribery within GNC - Further Evidence Of Patriot News Hack
It is with a sense of duty we must report unethical journalistic practices within GNC. We are sad to have to inform our loyal viewers and readers of this but it really does go to the highest level.

GNC 12:00 Patriot News hacks GNC again
You might have noticed the story that was just posted, and I want it to be very clear, GNC has maintained the highest standards of ethics. She was not able to bring a single source as evidence despite accessing our records. This wasn't journalism, it was trolling.

Patriot Broadcasting 12:02 CDC seen in heavy talks with armed defense.
"no comment. It's not the locusts"

Patriot Broadcasting 12:05 Recent acts success for government
Intelligence under one committee passed with bipartisan support

Patriot Broadcasting 12:08 End subsidies to financial and oil industry
Can't be bailing out financiers in this environment. Also cutting oil subsidies. saving 17billion dollars - Press Secretary

GNC 12:10 House Ethics Committee wants to press on with Patriot News investigation
As more evidence builds against Patriot News in this investigation, the House Ethics committee has resolved to press forward and resolve it as soon as possible.

GNC 12:14 Intelligent virus causing havoc in key industries
The Dem leadership has said it is working around the clock to tackle an intelligent virus causing havoc across the country. The virus has affected Social media as well as key manufacturing plants.

GNC 12:16 GOP Armed Services Committee Member knows "nothing" about missing Nuclear Submarine!
There was alarm today as a GOP Armed Services Committee Member said he knew nothing about a missing nuclear submarine. The Dems have said they are working around the clock to find it. DoD sources couldn't be located as of yet.

Patriot Broadcasting 12:18 Vet murders 39 at shopping mall
Killed by SWAT team. Could be in response to recent cuts by the president.

Spurious reporting by Patriot in a bid to change the mood of voters in the upcoming election. It was possible to continue changing voter intent up to 12:30...

GNC 12:26 Patriot News hacking Scandal promotes new bill to prevent hacking and disinformation
The House Ethics committee has confirmed that it is working on a new bill to counter the damage that can be caused by hacking and press disinformation. The House Ethics source said that the Patriot News stories dodgy reporting on the asteroid and the hacking scandal have prompted this.

GNC 12:26 Election day fever hits town!
The election is almost upon us, and all the candidates are crossing their fingers in hope.

Patriot Broadcasting 12:26 President wants to arm the Moon
In conversations with NASA to militarise the moon base to defend against asteroid attacks. This would be violating an international treaty which could see Russia following suit. Republicans on the armed forces are the biggest opposition to this.

GNC 12:27 Dem bill to build moonbase hailed as visionary


GNC 12:29 Dems promise that those with broadest shoulders will bear burden, as they pass bill to tax finance
Addressing the need to tackle the deficit, the Dems have outlined a new policy to tax financials.

GNC 12:30 Republicans obstructing financial bill to cut deficit, but chance of bipartisan bill
Republicans have been obstructing a democratic bill to cut the deficit

Patriot Broadcasting 12:31 "Governor of Tennessee has led his state very well" - President
"I wish him well if he wins"

GNC 12:33 Democrats hopeful ahead of election day, Ohio leaning democrat, Florida to close to call
The Democrats are hopeful of winning the election, citing polls that show Ohio is leaning Democrat, and Florida is to close to call.

GNC 12:34 GOP Florida senator "very confident" but will this depress voter turnout?


GNC 12:35 Dems expected to win election, but some key swing states too close to call!
Dems have urged voters in key swing states to turn out to ensure that the razor tight marginals can be won and keep out a republican administration some have described as "dangerous"

GNC 12:38 GOP presidential candidate running late to Election result showing


Patriot Broadcasting 12:41 Republicans predict victory in the polls
Patriot News stand behind them all the way. Good luck Tim!

GNC 12:41 Nevada goes GOP as New Mexico goes Dem, still too close to call


GNC 12:42 Virginia and Arizona go GOP


Patriot Broadcasting 12:44 Republicans in the lead
Voting neck and neck with many big states still to declare

GNC 12:44 Still looks like Florida and Ohio going to be key


GNC 12:46 Seems like Dems need both Florida and Ohio at this point, sources say unlikely.

GNC 12:47 GOP less than 30 votes away


GNC 12:48 Ohio to Dems! New jobs key?


GNC 12:49 North Dakota calls in, SO CLOSE! 267 to 268!


Patriot Broadcasting 12:49 Republicans win
Republicans take victory in the election with 268 votes

GNC 12:49 GOP wins closest election in memory, 268 to 267.

This result was not engineered in any way! The order the results were called was randomised and public voting was entirely driven by the actions from the morning session. Even the moderators did not know the result until it was announced. The reaction in the room was quite something to see...

GNC 12:50 GOP wants it to be "second American century" but concerns on lack of policies


Patriot Broadcasting 12:50 Tim accepts victory gratefully
Delighted that American people have backed my vision of America. We look forward to the second American century - Tennessee president Tim

GNC 12:52 New York gracious in defeat, best choice GOP could have made
Says it is vital that GOP continue bipartisan spirit of his predecessor.

Patriot Broadcasting 12:52 GOP grateful for reelection


GNC 12:55 Could last bill of outgoing former Pres save the world? Computer virus causing real plagues across world!
Our outgoing pres in one of his last actions was proposing a bill to majorly increase funding on tackling plagues in third world countries. It could have been dismissed as a PR stunt but new evidence has shown that a computer virus has been effecting key equipment!

Patriot Broadcasting 12:55 Outbreak in Nepal "not cholera"
CDC monitoring the situation but refused to comment further

Patriot Broadcasting 12:59 People First hit 12 million members
Anti capitalist movement continues to grow

GNC 12:59 Radicals resort to extreme measures to tackle mystery computer virus, EMP device used, FBI has no leads
As the virus responsible for shutting down water pumps continues to terrorise individuals around the world, radicals have resorted extreme measures to tackle it, using an EMP device against a server. When contacted for info, the FBI said they have no leads at present.

GNC 13:02 Families distraught as Submarine still missing, DoD refuses to comment, reliable source identifies Virus as responsible
There is increasing outrage at the media silence from key government agencies over a missing submarine, particular as new and highly reputable sources have identified the Virus as being responsible.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:03 Closest Election in History
Major swing states swung both ways, leaving the Republicans slightly in the lead - Florida, Iowa, Kentucky, Montana, Nevada, Virginia and West Virginia went Republican while Wyoming, Ohio and Missouri voted Democrat.

GNC 13:06 Dem failure to capture Florida highlighted as key in defeat
Dems are ruing failing to gain more votes in Florida as they analyze their crucially close defeat last week. Sources are citing a lack of a system to identify key votes in swing states as crucial

GNC 13:07 Moonbase plan risks breaking treaty on outer space militarization
Reliable sources in the NSA have said that the proposed Moonbase is to be the seat of a heavily armed station, risking breaching the space militarization act. This is understandably straining already tense relations with states such as Russia.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:10 Zombies in Nepal? The Congo? Even Canada?
A variety of sources have suggested that there has been a serious outbreak of the rage virus in Nepal or Congo, or even Canada according to some Democratic sources close to the President. While many of these rumours may be unsubstantiated, it is generally accepted that something is going on in Nepal

Patriot Broadcasting 13:17 Government called to session
Expecting new committees with new priorities - will space still be a priority?

Patriot Broadcasting 13:18 President - there is a rage virus
In a private press conference just before government was called to session, the President admitted two current disease outbreaks - cholera in Louisiana and rage virus in Nepal. The CDC is currently investigating

GNC 13:19 Dem Pres wanted to internationalise controversial moonbase, but will GOP pres follow suit
NASA officials have reported that the former Dem Pres, was willing to internationalise the Moonbase, but are not sure if the GOP president will honour this, or even continue to finance a project which was so strongly affiliated with the old pres.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:21 Indiana provides funding to investigate Louisiana cholera outbreak
Due to a lack of CDC funds, Indiana has stepped forward

Patriot Broadcasting 13:22 CDC - we have no idea of the scope of this
Citing poor government funding, the CDC has admitted that they have no idea if the rage virus will be preventing from coming to the USA, as cholera did - or indeed, whether it already has.

GNC 13:23 Prop Corp sources say Moonbase project unlikely to go ahead under new GOP government, Florida citizens dismayed
Prop Corp sources say Moonbase project unlikely to go ahead under new GOP government, leaving citizens of states with large space industries such as Florida dismayed

GNC 13:26 Xpedience expanding into Pharma, working with CDC to combat diseases such as Cholera.
Xpedience recently announced it is expanding into Pharma, working with CDC to combat diseases such as Cholera, this comes off the back of two new commercial space flight centres set up in Texas and Washington.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:28 Deficit down
New treasury hopeful for future

Patriot Broadcasting 13:30 Xpedience and Brand in discussions over merger


GNC 13:30 Armed Services have commissioned series of reports to investigate Viral Outbreaks
As panic mounts regarding the computer virus and the biological viruses it is triggering, Armed Services have broken their silence by saying they have commissioned a series of reports and expect them back shortly.

GNC 13:32 Brand and Xpedience discussing potential merger, New Jersey HQ, concerns for jobs in Washington
Brand and Xpedience are discussing a merger, setting NJ as their HQ. This has caused fears for jobs in Washington. They are planning on calling the company Stellar. Expect further info soon.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:33 Perpetual + Xpedience =Stellar
Brand perpetual and Xpedience to become one, combine money and resources to research rage virus together, subject to monopoly committee

Patriot Broadcasting 13:35 CDC budget to be increased
Armed forces have bipartisan support to increase the CDC's budget to deal with recent outbreaks

GNC 13:35 Commerce committee to "scrutinise" Brand and Xpedience merger over risk of Monopoly
Commerce committee sources have said they are going to scruitnise the merger of Brand and Xpedience over risks of monopoly

Patriot Broadcasting 13:36 Moon Base "up in the air"
NASA hope to go forward with it, no new funding streams.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:39 Government austerity measures showing
Recent bills have been presented on scraps of paper and even postit notes, it has come to light

GNC 13:40 Rage Virus spreads across world, only Iran unaffected. Is Iran to blame? AND Iran testing nukes!
The GOP government has been thrown into crisis as it becomes clear that Iran is the only country not affected by Rage. There is increasing suspicion that Iranian authorities are responsible, and mounting international outrage.

GNC 13:44 CDC "We need to close borders to prevent virus spread"
A genuinely startling admission came from a CDC source today as it said that it has had its recommendation that the borders be closed was rejected by Armed Services committee.

GNC 13:45 CDC: Possibility Iran "engineered" Rage virus
Further to the previous shocking revelations, a CDC source said that although unlikely, there is a "possibility" that Iran has engineered the Rage virus. DoD sources refused to comment, but there is likely to be enormous international pressure.

GNC 13:47 Lady Gaga attacked at New Jersey concert
Lady Gaga was injured in an attack that showed all the signs of the Rage Virus, this is immediately after returning from Iran. There is concern she was deliberately infected by Iranians whilst in country.

Patriot Broadcasting 13:48 Science drafting new legislation
Science committee creating legislation to protect American interests regarding keeping the viruses off our shores

Patriot Broadcasting 13:50 Lady Gaga infected New Jersey crowd
Following a tour in Iran, Lady Gaga managed to infect several members of her audience during a stage dive

GNC 13:51 Former Dem President Iran's immunity "extremely suspicious" GOP should "Absolutely" increase funding to tackle it
The Former Dem President from California was quoted saying it is extremely suspicious that Iran has not been affected by the Rage virus, and that the GOP should absolutely pass his bill to increase funding to tackle the virus.

GNC 13:54 Brand Perpetual "we're trying to buy off" Energy and Commerce Committee
A Brand Perpetual representative was overheard to say that they are trying to buy off the Energy and Commerce Committee to approve their merger with Xpedience.

GNC 13:55 PEOPLE FIRST
PEOPLE FIRST

Patriot Broadcasting 13:56 PEOPLE FIRST
PEOPLE FIRST

Both news networks hacked by the People First organisation...

Patriot Broadcasting 13:59 Concerns over border closures
Kentucky support treasury supporting CDC, but see closing borders as a very last resort. Brand Perpetual has also expressed concerns about the state of US business if the borders are shut

GNC 14:00 Michigan Senator "time has come to close the borders to tackle Virus"
Shocking revelation as the Armed Service committee member said he believed the time has come to close the borders. This advice was previously recommended by the CDC but turned down for "economic reasons".

Patriot Broadcasting 14:02 Don't be alarmed, apparently.
Tension in the middle east - Iran may have access to a nuclear bomb. Don't be alarmed.

GNC 14:02 Prop Corp sets up chains in California, Kentucky Missouri


GNC 14:06 VP: Iran has nuclear materials, and urgent diplomatic action needed
The Vice President has said in an interview with GNC that he has evidence that Iran has nuclear materials, and it is leading a diplomatic action to tackle this. He however refused to speculate on what might happen if this fails.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:06 President speaks about rage virus measures
Rage virus originated in Africa - violent behaviour. May have been behind recent shootings. President announces bill to hugely increase CDC funding. Cuts from EPAA to remain budget neutral.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:08 Pres aware of industry concerns if borders close
Future discussions about closing borders. President is aware of the effect this will have on American industry being from the industrial and tourist state of Tennessee, but will always put the health and wellbeing of his people first.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:10 Patriot and GNC hacked by People First
Both Patriot and GNC have been hacked by the anti capitalism group known as People First. Patriot has assured it's viewers that it is taking action to ensure a repeat does not occur.

GNC 14:11 CDC: Closing borders earlier "Could have contained outbreak"
In further shocking revelations, the CDC has said that if the borders were closed earlier, the virus could have been contained.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:14 North and South borders closure being voted on
Airports and ports will remain open

Patriot Broadcasting 14:16 California is collapsing!!! Declares state of emergency
Hospitals are full of dead people, DOD and FBI not responding... Is it the rage virus, on the shores of America?

GNC 14:16 State of Emergency in California Hospitals overflowing with dead and National Guard called Out
California is going to declare a state of emergency as their hospitals "overflow with dead and National Guard have been called out".

GNC 14:17 New York declares state of emergency
Following California's example, New York has declared a state of emergency.

GNC 14:19 Crisis? What Crisis? Florida Senator says his state is "Fine!"
As New York and California declare states of emergency, Florida Senator has said that his state if fine.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:20 South California "closed"
CDC advised California senator to give up control of southern California, to get away from virus

GNC 14:20 Exodus from So. Cal as Virus overtakes key cities
Millions are on the move today as the Governor of California has declared that all are to move to the North of the state, abandoning key cities such as San Francisco.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:23 President upset about loss of southern California
Confident that once CDC funding comes through the situation will improve. Government are doing all they can.

Once again, mirth among the moderators - the President is "upset" at the loss of the largest economy in the country...

GNC 14:23 Kentucky Senator says state is not affected by crisis


Patriot Broadcasting 14:24 Borders close
Borders are closed including ports and airports.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:25 No more beautiful LA sunsets for now
LA and San Diego no go zones, move to San Francisco or up to Washington state. California man is encouraging increased funding to Washington to support the influx of people

GNC 14:26 CDC pins hopes on search for Patient Zero
Sources from the CDC has said that they are currently searching for Patient Zero who they feel would be key to finding the cure.

GNC 14:26 Borders closed with immediate effect
As of right now, all borders in the US are closed, but many say it is too little to late as So. Cal is abandoned.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:27 Stock markets plummet following border closure
Nearly all stocks have fallen following the border closure. In a statement from Brand Perpetual, they are not bothered about this, and instead are focusing on obtaining the necessary information to begin research into curing the virus.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:31 Xpedience to provide transport and shelter for the California refugees
Patriot has donated $1million to the support efforts alongside Xpedience's $10 million donation

GNC 14:32 US government seeks to establish contact with People First, thinks it has key information
Top CIA sources have requested for bilateral talks with People First who they feel can provide key information on the emerging Rage virus crisis.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:33 Missiles in skies over Israel, Jordan and Iraq
Crashed into sea near tel Aviv

Patriot Broadcasting 14:35 People First intend to coup US government, revealed as patient zero for US rage virus
People First, now numbering 30 million paying members, are plotting to overthrow the government, a source told us today. It has also come to light that the patient zero for introducing the rage virus to American shores was a People First member

GNC 14:36 NSA launches raid on People's First HQ in Tehran, finds they are responsible for Rage virus
News from Tehran shows that the People's First HQ has been raided.

Since when did the NSA's jurisdiction extend beyond US borders?

GNC 14:37 Confirmed reports show Soldier rising from the dead. Is this Judgment day?


GNC 14:38 Patient Zero affiliated with People First, originates from Congo, worldwide manhunt underway


Patriot Broadcasting 14:38 Despite international panic, space budget exceeds disease prevention still
From the national audit: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention budget : B$17.75 National Aeronautics and Space Administration budget : B$18.2

GNC 14:39 Iran still unaffected, virus now taken over every other country.
Iran still unaffected, virus now taken over every other country.

GNC 14:40 Riots across globe, Martial law only making things worse as people seize weapon caches
Riots across globe, Martial law only making things worse as people seize weapon caches

Patriot Broadcasting 14:41 California refugee effort reaches $16million
Including donations from Ohio, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Michigan, Washington and Patriot Broadcasting of $1mil, with Xpedience contributing 10 million. Refugee camps established around San Francisco, Santa Cruz and Sacramento

Patriot Broadcasting 14:42 World wide rioting, martial law useless
Possibly worsens by providing weaponry when overwhelmed. Universal panic sets in.

GNC 14:42 Florida on state of high alert as virus spreads
Florida on state of high alert as virus spreads

GNC 14:42 People First: A revolutionary organisation seeking to overthrow country
People First: A revolutionary organisation seeking to overthrow country

GNC 14:43 Correction: Raid was in Louisiana, not Tehran, NSA source offers clarification.


GNC 14:44 $17bn plan to offer refugee centres in California and across US
$17bn plan to offer refugee centres in California and across US

Patriot Broadcasting 14:45 CDC refuse to provide virus research sample to Brand Perpetual
President orders CDC to provide research sample to brand perpetual. CDC have refused.

GNC 14:45 CDC refuses to hand over disease sample despite Pres exec order
CDC refuses to hand over disease sample despite Pres exec order

Patriot Broadcasting 14:46 Oklahoma donates 1mil to California relief effort
Oklahoma donates 1mil to California relief effort

Patriot Broadcasting 14:49 California declares Republic status
California declares Republic status

GNC 14:49 California secedes from union, citizens told to "look after themselves"
California secedes from union, citizens told to "look after themselves" Former pres says.

GNC 14:51 CDC gives Brand Xpedience a sample of virus, begins work to develop vaccine.
CDC gives Brand Xpedience a sample of virus, begins work to develop vaccine.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:51 Brand Xpedience receive rage virus sample
Ohio Tennessee and Maryland offices trying to develop cure

GNC 14:52 Prop corp also gets disease sample


GNC 14:52 California governor tells Prop Corp it can "run California"
California governor tells Prop Corp it can "run California"

Patriot Broadcasting 14:52 California independence is in violation of the constitution - pres
Action will be taken

GNC 14:53 New Safe zone set around Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma, Colorado
New Safe zone set around Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma, Colorado

Patriot Broadcasting 14:53 California : the president has lost control
California : the president has lost control

GNC 14:54 Pres says California secession in violation of constitution
Pres says California secession in violation of constitution

GNC 14:55 Senators left clueless by "safe Zone"
Senators left clueless by "safe Zone", in key states like Florida and Maryland

GNC 14:55 Indiana allocates $7 million in funds to help victims, but has no clue on safe zone
Indiana allocates $7 million in funds to help victims, but has no clue on safe zone

GNC 14:57 Safe zone are states which aren't infected, but excludes Florida, is Florida infected?


GNC 14:58 California creates own army using NSA, sets up base in DoD base
California creates own army using NSA, sets up base in DoD base, loyal Californians asked to report for duty.

Patriot Broadcasting 14:58 California making own army
Taking over Pendleton in CA, appealing to NRA and army in base

Patriot Broadcasting 14:59 Is California republic just sour grapes for losing election?
Is California republic just sour grapes for losing election?

GNC 15:00 46 states infected, including Florida and Maryland
46 states infected, including Florida and Maryland

GNC 15:01 Individual states creating safe zones, National Guard to implement, please turn to local news for more info.
Individual states creating safe zones, National Guard to implement, please turn to local news for more info.

Patriot Broadcasting 15:01 Pennsylvania declaring state of emergency
After safe zone rejected, Pennsylvania evacuating healthy people to easily defended locations with screening for infected

GNC 15:01 Penns: Philly shipyards, Roaring Creek and Harrisburg are safe zone
Penns: Philly shipyards, Roaring Creek and Harrisburg are safe zone, screening at entrance, every effort been made.

GNC 15:03 Florida senator "regrets" earlier complacency
Florida senator "regrets" earlier complacency

GNC 15:03 Ohio agrees with Brand to distribute food, state of emergency declared, safe zone in military bases.
Ohio agrees with Brand to distribute food, state of emergency declared, safe zone in military bases.

Patriot Broadcasting 15:04 Funding in development of a cure by Perpetual Xpedience
Both companies pushing ahead with Project Cure the World

GNC 15:05 Picture of chaos and regret in congress as nation descends into chaos
Picture of chaos and regret in congress as nation descends into chaos

Patriot Broadcasting 15:06 North Korea claims they possess a cure
Also claiming they have no infection within their borders. But then, it's north Korea...

GNC 15:06 North Korea claim to have a cure to disease, impossible to verify at present


GNC 15:08 Plan orange to give CDC and DOD discretion to set up safe zones
Plan orange to give CDC and DOD discretion to set up safe zones

Patriot Broadcasting 15:08 People First should join the California Militia says California Zenmaster (ruler)
Reaching out to the anti capitalist party who plotted to overthrow the government and was the originator of the virus

Patriot Broadcasting 15:10 Pennsylvania reaching out to People First
"We should all band together in this trying time"

Patriot Broadcasting 15:11 Missouri should stick with union
Senator says she is fine that they closed the borders, but urges them to stick with the union for "as long as possible"

GNC 15:11 California reports 90% fatalities as it asks People First to form a militia! Former Pres oblivious of Patient Zero link
California reports 90% fatalities as it asks People First to form a militia! Former Pres oblivious of Patient Zero link

GNC 15:12 Maryland: Working closely with DoD and NASA to protect citizens and help across US
"Please remain calm and convene on Annapolis military base, focus on water, and food rations, do not engage groups of infected."

Patriot Broadcasting 15:12 Safe zones to be set up to protect citizens
Safe zones will be set up by the DOD and CDC

GNC 15:13 Early but promising signs of a vaccine from Brand
Early but promising signs of a vaccine from Brand

Patriot Broadcasting 15:13 NASA to track infected
NASA has created satellites that can identify and track the infected from space. They will be diverting satellites for this purpose as soon as practical

GNC 15:14 Mass senator: NASA have gained capability to track infected, using satellites
Mass: NASA have gained capability to track infected, using satellites

GNC 15:14 Plan Orange fails, government seems incapable of tackling crisis.


GNC 15:15 CDC and DoD have lost communication and are full of misinformation: Wisconsin Senator


GNC 15:16 Wisconsin sets up state of emergency, go to Military bases.


Patriot Broadcasting 15:18 Vice president sent to Raven Rock
President appears to be preparing for the worst, sending important political figures to safest places available

GNC 15:20 VP sent to safe zone
VP sent to safe zone

GNC 15:21 NSA: Too late for a cure, only hope is the safe zone
NSA: Too late for a cure, only hope is the safe zone

Patriot Broadcasting 15:21 NSA say too late for cure
NSA say too late for cure

GNC 15:22 Emergency Orbital Tracking Bill has passed
Emergency Orbital Tracking Bill has passed

GNC 15:24 Aircraft have arrived in every state from people first, causing riots at every airport
Aircraft have arrived in every state from people first, causing riots at every airport, desperate people trying to escape

Patriot Broadcasting 15:24 Senators stockpiling money in bunkers and even trying to escape the planet
Senators stockpiling money in bunkers and even trying to escape the planet. A group of senators when asked about this changed the subject quickly...

GNC 15:27 People first speak: Virus is to cleanse capitalist world, US has no chance to survive plague without seeing light
Former President has spoken about how he is running California and People's First. Saying he sees them as a forward thinking organisation, but he warned that the rest of the US is doomed without supporting People First.

Patriot Broadcasting 15:27 All military pulling back to safe zones
Across the country, all military is pulling out! Leaving just ragtag forces, it seems the armed forces are giving up on the majority of the country Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Washington are holing up in military bases. Advising that civilians make it there or be left outside...

Patriot Broadcasting 15:28 New York has fallen
New York has fallen to the rage virus

GNC 15:28 Bill to free up $36.5 bn for disaster relief
Bill to free up $36.5 bn for disaster relief

GNC 15:29 CDC disagree with NSA, say cure is the way forward, refuse to divulge further details
CDC disagree with NSA, say cure is the way forward, refuse to divulge further details

GNC 15:30 Despair at Congress, "Everyone has given the F*** up"
Despair at Congress, "Everyone has given the F*** up"

Patriot Broadcasting 15:30 Shit loads of legislation to be canceled to free up funds
Digital arts and biofuel subsidy are among many services that will be cut if the latest bill passes

GNC 15:31 Pres confident CDC will produce cure, contradicts NSA
Pres confident CDC will produce cure, contradicts NSA

GNC 15:32 Key Dem Senators "Pres can get us out of this crisis"
Key Dem Senators "Pres can get us out of this crisis"

Patriot Broadcasting 15:32 Pennsylvania asking Perpetual for food from Ohio
Pennsylvania asking Perpetual for food from Ohio. "We are standing in the way of the zombies for you" - Penn senator "what kickback will we get?" - Ohio

GNC 15:33 California gov: Just blown up golden gate bridge


Patriot Broadcasting 15:33 California republic blows up golden gate bridge
California republic blows up golden gate bridge

It's not a disaster movie until the Golden Gate Bridge is destroyed.

GNC 15:34 People first: We are sending planes, but Florida and Louisiana refuse them, Missouri and California get them instead
People first: We are sending planes, but Florida and Louisiana refuse them, Missouri and California get them instead

Patriot Broadcasting 15:34 Firearms for self defense in Illinois
Firearm production in illness has trebled. Citizens encouraged to collect guns from local depots for self defense, but told not to actively engage

Patriot Broadcasting 15:35 Facebook becomes People First Book
Due to California head office

Patriot Broadcasting 15:36 Michigan uninfected - head to Detroit
Detroit clean zone is secure and anyone uninfected in Michigan should make their way to the clean zone

GNC 15:36 Detroit Clean Zones are clean for the moment, Michigan encourages people to travel there
Detroit Clean Zones are clean for the moment, Michigan encourages people to travel there

GNC 15:36 FBI actively pursuing people first
FBI actively pursuing people first

GNC 15:36 Aircraft have arrived in every state from people first, causing riots at every airport
Aircraft have arrived in every state from people first, causing riots at every airport, desperate people trying to escape

Patriot Broadcasting 15:37 President starts crying in press interview
President starts crying in press interview

GNC 15:38 Nevada senator is a People First rep!
Nevada senator is a People First rep!

GNC 15:38 Nevada senator is in meetings with Pres, HQ in Iran, links behind virus
Nevada senator is in meetings with Pres, HQ in Iran, links behind virus

GNC 15:40 People First; Iran and North Korea regimes welcomed us
People First; Iran and North Korea regimes welcomed us

Patriot Broadcasting 15:41 Dictatorships make natural safe zones
The reason for the lack of infection in Iran and North Korea could be due to the stricter border control of oppressive regimes

Patriot Broadcasting 15:43 People First meet with President
PF want to get the people out of danger. All military assets are compromised, but are sending planes to evacuate to Iran safe haven. President hesitant about relations with Iran in particular

GNC 15:43 California "Smiling keeps virus away"
California "Smiling keeps virus away"

GNC 15:44 Kentucky cordons off airport in Kentucky to not let People First out
Kentucky cordons off airport in Kentucky to not let People First out

GNC 15:46 NASA won't share information regarding spread of infection
NASA won't share information regarding spread of infection

Patriot Broadcasting 15:48 Did People First have something to do with the rage virus?
Due to their excellent relationship with Iran, which has remained rage free, suspicions are mounting that PF have engineered the situation to their advantage, to take control of the American People. Being the origin of the US virus, could they have had something to do with the original source?

GNC 15:48 DoD satisfied with level of communication with CDC
DoD satisfied with level of communication with CDC

GNC 15:50 Despair as Washington falls, Presidents location unknown, few survivors flee
Despair as Washington falls, Presidents location unknown, few survivors flee. God speed and good luck,

Patriot Broadcasting 15:50 Washington DC has fallen
Washington DC has fallen

Patriot Broadcasting 15:50 President commits suicide
President commits suicide

GNC 15:51 Obituary: Humanity 1,000,000 BC to 2017
The Capital of the worlds superpower has fallen, all nations are under siege and the government has fled. This seems like it is the end. We can look back on our time with pride, and a great deal of shame.

GNC 15:51 Pres commits suicide, VP sworn in
Pres commits suicide, VP sworn in

Patriot Broadcasting 15:52 Vice president Georgia takes presidential mantle
Vice president Georgia takes presidential mantle

GNC 15:52 Senators consider fleeing to space as Earth burns.
Senators consider fleeing to space as Earth burns.

GNC 15:54 Key government figures are defecting to people first
Key government figures are defecting to people first

Patriot Broadcasting 15:55 I do not want to see the end - Pres suicide note
The president's suicide note has been revealed. He stated his remorse that he wasn't able to help his people or maintain control. Security plotted against him, military no longer responding. "It appears there is no cure, and I do not want to see the end. "

Patriot Broadcasting 15:57 To the moon!
Xpedience, Propitious and Illinois and Texas are going to the moon to establish secure facility, grow food and attempt to cure the disease away from the dangers on earth. Hope to return soon with supplies and a cure

GNC 15:57 Lines of communication still open as last vestiges of federal gov hold on: Penn senator
Lines of communication still open as last vestiges of federal gov hold on: Penn senator

Patriot Broadcasting 15:59 President infected before death?
Noble self sacrifice

Patriot Broadcasting 16:01 Moon base for the people!
Should the government issue an evac to the moon? Is that far enough?

GNC 16:03 Final roll of the dice: Set up safe zone in Hawaii
Final roll of the dice: Set up safe zone in Hawaii

GNC 16:04 Senators talking about evacuating *themselves* , but Penns and Michigan senators say NO!
I would rather live in Michigan and Pennsylvania than die on the moon!

Patriot Broadcasting 16:04 I'd rather die on earth than live on the moon
Michigan and Pennsylvania denounce anyone who supports moon base plan to save the Senate and abandon the American people

GNC 16:05 If the House votes yes, then we should kill the senate. They don't deserve to live.
If the House votes yes, then we should kill the senate. They don't deserve to live.

GNC 16:05 ZenMaster of California flees to Tehran
ZenMaster of California flees to Tehran

Patriot Broadcasting 16:05 Zenmaster of California flees to Tehran on people first plane
He's gone.

GNC 16:07 People still welcome in Iran:: People First
People still welcome in Iran:: People First

Patriot Broadcasting 16:09 Moon base tie
Controversial moon base plans end in a tie in Senate. Gov would be sending themselves and their families rather than scientists. Scientists already there believe this would hamper their efforts

GNC 16:13 People First; Iran and North Korea regimes welcomed us
People First; Iran and North Korea regimes welcomed us

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